Hoops

Big win

Dear Dr Bullshit,
Stick your head up a duck's arse & bulk bill.

I didn't hear from you today (you weak as piss shit for brains), so let's talk about it tomorrow? May I suggest an easy way out for you, IF TODAY WAS ASKING TOO MUCH? Put up a call out for positionS vacant for volunteerS, & spell out the benefits, especially for those that dearly love the club. You know you'll be inundated with HELPERS, can I PERSON the switchboard to cover the overload?

tmatd wrote:
"You may give up your time for the benefit of the club and players that you clearly love, but your behaviour on this forum and on ozhoops does nothing but harm the club you love so much."

Do you have definitive proof, that the club that WE love, does not approve of my posting?

Please get back to me with a firm answer, & as a bonus, arrange for a hard copy of the club's wish for my dismissal on Monday. That should give you plenty of notice. Go on, do it.

In the mean time, give me the temporary pleasure of including you in the DLIMBFLICK HoopSA roster.

If you don't like what I post, then don't read it. Does that make sense?

Do I give a $h1t about an Anonymous opinion?
Anonymous posters are rude.
Grow some ball$.

I should leave things as they are, having just come back from a nice relaxing holiday, but there are some dumb-ar$e$ that should have suffered enough, & maybe there are still some genuine, open mind fans that might still be a bit confused.
Firstly, the "big win" (as in thread tile), was having 8 new fans at the game, who showed enthusiasm, absolutely loved the show, & can't wait for the next home game. That was it, nothing more.
Secondly, I had nothing whatsoever to do with them being at the game. We happened to be in ear-shot of each other, & they soon clicked that I was an approachable, appreciative fan of the team/game. Nothing more.
Next up, XY hit the nail on the head by identifying my anxiety was aimed at the negativity that's taken over the boards. Thing is, it's a game to me. Sure professionals take part, but it's still sport, & still a freak'n game. We win, that's fantastic & I'm over the moon. We lose? That's not my worry. Sheesh, I've got (self-funded) season tickets (like SOME of you whinger$), so I should be putt'n the knife in, along with all you paid-up to$$er$. For a slice of reality, if you're a season ticket holder, all it entitles you to, is your seat at each home game. That's a long way short of making you a part owner. If you disagree, take that up with Mal.
And so it goes, me posting my seat location for a "catch up", meant that I'm happy to have a chat & a good laugh about everything.
Moving on.
As a final admission of how dumb some of you have got it, would you pay for 8 chics to a 36ers home game for a night out, & brag on the net that you got a HUG & OFFERED a free beer? FFS, you guys are sad.
Before I go, if me being a volunteer laundry boy on Monday & Tuesday means I have to be a polite d1ck licker, on a sad sack "fan" forum, then please, do me a favour & have me sacked. Contact 36er admin & let them know that "Johnny" has acted inappropriately, & that you want me sacked.
Better still, if you guys are as connected as you seem to inDICK8, have a word with ANY of the players, & tell 'em that you want "Johnny" sacked.
Argh bugga I nearly forgot. I stand all game for a couple of reasons. If I sit for any length of time, I'm on medical instructions to have my legs elevated. The Dome doesn't have those kind of facilities in pauper territory, so I'm better off standing & keeping mobile. If you'd taken in my addy (North DD41), you'd know that I CAN stand without getting in anyone's way.
Just so that I can completely embarrass myself, I say right now. We'll do better than last year, & I'm hopeful that we'll make the finals.

Anyone offended by what I've posted have only themselves to blame. I'll take flak for not mentioning that the lasses were complete strangers to me prior to the game. We hit it off, only because they sat 2 rows in from of me & were encouraged by my enthusiasm & open love of the game. I was really chuffed that a bunch of youngs were out to have a night out at the Dome, & they were totally swept by the show.
If there are still insecurities out there, I'm 40 years their senior & always will be. I'm definitely not a threat to your manhood.
As always, anyone's welcome to come & catch up any time. My seat's on the North side, Row DD, seat 41. It's the last row above concourse level, & I'm on the end of the row of seats, adjacent to aisle 3. Not hard to find, as I stand all game.

OK, let's turn this thread upside down & have another crack at it.
Last night, I had the great company of 8 brain-dead ex-season ticket holding losers, & they were all bored absolutely shitless.
They introduced themselves as big timing HoopsSA posters, drank Powerade laced breast milk & wore incontinence pads 'cos they piss 'emselves at their own jokes.

VC, I'm Bat sh1t ugly, & a 36er volunteer. What's your point butt face?

So you were the floor sweeper they pulled out of the audience then?

I apologise for initiating this post as anonymous, it was indeed DDFan.
Kobe, am I negative that we won? FFS, get a clue.
Am I negative that I had a great time, & so did 8 knock-out babes? FFS, NO. Get a clue.
Am I drunk? Why would that be in question? I had a great time, still recall it now, & saw positives from last night. FFS, get a clue.