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Anonymous

Years ago

NBA players you'd fight

Sprewell looks like a psyco

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Dale

Years ago

Danny Ainge always had a face that was asking for a smacking..that and his whiny voice.

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Anonymous

Years ago

Steve Nash = serial killer

Exhibit A;
http://linky.com.au/llnrw

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Anonymous

Years ago

Nice junk call Melvin.

Good advice not to fight Rodman too, i have an image of getting knocked out, and waking up tied to a chair and gagged... in a room that looks like someones atic made to look like a dining room... then... in walks Dennis dressed in that wedding dress... with all that drag queen make-up...

That is straight up nightmare material.

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Anonymous

Years ago

Never fight

Sir Charles in his prime, he's crazy lookin. Fight him now tho, same technique as the kemp fighting above.

Rodman, looks scary

Garnett, Crazy factor

Sheed, hes crazy too

Would fight

Bymun, man you could blow him over

Yi, do i need to explain?

Ray Allen

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Anonymous

Years ago

Players i would fight-

1/ Stephon Marbury- Not the brightest peanut in the poo, i might employ the jedi mind trick and have him kick his own butt.

2/ Kevin Willis- Worst reach on a 7ft'er in NBA history. Seriously, my jack russel terrier would have a reach advantage on this guy...

3/ Josh Howard, Lamar Odom, Michael Beasly, Mario Chalmers, and Darryl Arthur. Stoned people can't fight.

4/ Shawn Kemp- Present day Kemp would be exhausted after one swing, if i can dodge that one, its just a matter of nudging him over. (still not an easy task- ever been cow tipping?)

Players i would never fight-

1/ Will Perdue- The Gomer Pile of the NBA would be unbeatable with that huge face mask.

2/ Steve Nash- May seem odd to pick the tiny canadian with the bad back, but i have a theory, Steve Nash is a serial killer. Look at him and tell me that grin he sports doean't scream serial killer. 'I ate his liver with some farver beans'

3/ Allen Iverson- Because it would probably go something like this http://linky.com.au/po9x1

4/ John Stockton- Same reason as Nash.

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Anonymous

Years ago

I wouldn't of picked it, but apparently Erry (no J) Stackhouse is a bad m!@er f!@er. Layed out more than his fair share of opponents and teamates in his day....

I'd try to disguise myself as an NBA hoop...

Then he might miss me...

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AK-47

Years ago

Carmelo Anthony - After seeing him do a hit and run on Mardy Collins and lil Nate Robinson he looks pretty pathetic

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Anonymous

Years ago

Zo Mourning.

Work the kidney.

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Anonymous

Years ago

How bout NBA coaches?

Can't tell me Jerry Sloan wouldn't take a hit, spit out a tooth and say "All right, lets dance!"

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