array(2) {
[0]=>
string(815) "
select r.*,
rc.info,
t.title as threadtitle,
u.username as username,
u.anonymous as useranonymous,
`f`.`value` AS `flairvalue`,
`ft`.`name` AS `flairname`,
`ft`.`colour` AS `flaircolour`,
`ft`.`icon` AS `flairicon`
from reply as r
join thread as t on t.id = r.threadid
join replycontent as rc on rc.replyid = r.id
join user as u on u.id = r.userid
left join `flair` `f` on `f`.`userid` = `u`.`id` and `f`.`categoryid` = `t`.`categoryid`
left join `flairoption` `ft` on `ft`.`id` = `f`.`flairoptionid`
where r.businessid = :businessId
and r.threadid = :threadId
group by r.id
order by r.utcdated desc
limit 0,50
"
[1]=>
array(2) {
["businessId"]=>
int(1)
["threadId"]=>
int(18705)
}
}
Or we could take it one step further and get some merch cranking. We could market the iHodge. It's essentialyl a small mp3 style storage device that holds up to 5,000 excuses, stories and/or non-sensical anecdotes.
If you order in the next 5 minutes, you'll recieve headphones with 14 separate ear pieces so your mother, uncle, sister, nephew, cousin and next door neighbour (twice removed) can all listen at the same time, free of charge!
Why not upgrade to the iJules, with 20G more space and wifi YouTube access!