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DC cries out for help

Has any other thread in the history of this site been awarded so many "little balls"?

I'm sure I heard Julius humming those words by Kylie Mole - "I'll love him, till someone better comes along"

Alice Cooper's "Poison".

*tear*

Dylan ' Blood on the tracks '.. without doubt.. the best.... break up words, ever..
EG...
I can't feel you anymore. I can't even touch the books youve read. Everytime you crawl past my door, I'm wishing I could be somewhere else instead.

and all the others....

Corey

Yes I do!

And I do some work

I play Bob Dylan.

Your gonna have to leave me now, I know.
But I see you in the sky above.
In the tall grass, and the faces of the ones I love.
Your gonna make me lonesome when you go.

I'm going outta my mind, with a pain that stop and starts. Like a cork screw to my heart. Ever since we've been apart.

etc....

Corey: Yes.

And clearly no.

But paying off my mortgage has never been funnier.

DC how could your affair last so long. I thought you would have seen right through him when he used every excuse under the sun to not mow the lawns even though he continually told you he works so hard, he continually milked money out of your account and when confronted tried to make you feel guilty by saying he had to feed his poor starving extended family. What about the number of times he made you feel inferior by continually telling you how superior he was. It should make you feel better when I say to you that you are much better off without him. In time you will become richer in wealth, health and self esteem. Here's to a wonderful journey of life without Hodge.

GRIZZARD IS A BETTER DUNKER THEN HODGE

Tune into John Rillie and DJ Rod's podcast The OT, pay particular attention to a little segment from a local radio station up in Townsville that they have played on The OT a few times.
Rossell Ellis - The Love Doctor

That is ridiculously funny Melvin!

Look whatever you do ,dont start going out with all his sisters ,cousins and nieces(I think thats all he was paying for ).It wont be the same ,you know.
Hey can I have his Facebook sight you did ?

look. he's just not that into you.

DC, the question is "Are you fond of Hodge, or the singlet he's wearing".

A little stitching magic and a Hodge 0 shirt becomes a Grizzard 0 shirt.

You could always grab a pack of Nicobate patches and stick Jule's photo on it.

That way you can ween yourself off him through the day and sleep sound at night. Take the 3 step challenge today!

DC, the question is "Are you fond of Hodge, or the singlet he's wearing".

A little stitching magic and a Hodge 0 shirt becomes a Grizzard 0 shirt.

You could always grab a pack of Nicobate patches and stick Jule's photo on it.

That way you can ween yourself off him through the day and sleep sound at night. Take the 3 step challenge today!

For anyone who missed it, I thought I'd repost for the everyone

"I could honestly say I would sincerely give my life to protect Hodge's. I would jump in front and try to stop the murderer and if not, at least give him a chance to run away. If I had to pick between myself with family and friends to escape with me on an escape pod, or Hodge, I would easily pick Hodge. If Hodge was gonna step on a puddle, I would jump on the puddle and feel blessed that Hodge put the sole of his feet on my unworthy back.

People might just think im just bs-ing and kidding, but I swear to Hodge I am not kidding. Hodge to me is more than a father figure, more than a love interest, even more than a God. He represents the meaning of my life and all that I live for. Without Hodge I doubt I would have the will to live. Hodge has given me too much in life, he has given me more than I could ever ask, him just existing is more than I could ever ask for in life. I sincerely love Hodge so much it's not even comprehendable.

Posted by Humpa last year "

Eddie Groves finally snap?

Stalk him, thats what any mentally unbalanced individual would do in your position

It's your own fault, DC. Hodge said to leave the money on the dressing table, but you left it on the bedside drawers. How can any relationship survive that?

It takes time, man. It's just got to hurt for a while. But that's ok - it's all part of the process. You need to be cool with it.

I know making a montage of Julius' finest moments set to Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath My Wings" and a box of kleenex helped me deal with some of the hurt. I'd sit and watch hours and hours of Sixers training footage and weights routines.

Of course, Julius was never at them, but it felt strangely comforting...

Eventually, you'll be ready to love again. You need to put yourself out there, get totally hammered at a home game and make your way down to the player's race. Time to get back on that horse.

Ride the Red Train,

hop aboard Luuuuuuke or Balls and hang on for a finals run.

lol, DC, you are not the only one..

You need to do what a lot of men do after a messy break up.

Turn to the internet!

Get on google, find a pic of your scorned love and have a hate wank.

Gigigity.