Hoops

Best Movie/Other Quotes

Did you ever expect to hear a line like , ' The only thing we knew for sure about Henry Porter... was his name isn't Henry Porter ' in a song lyric ?
Way to go Bobby Dylan - Happy 69th birthday.

BARNEY STINSON (How I Met Your Mother)

"In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland."

"When Harry Met Sally : "You had me at hello"

Dude that was Jerry McGuire"

I don't care, I hate Tom Hanks movies.

These I have picked as their more likely to be used on a day to day basis.Pretty well pick what movie or actor as well:
1]You talking to me?You talking to me?
2]wax on ,wax off
3]A martini ,shaken not stirred
4]Houston we have a problem
5]I wanna make him an offer he cant refuse
6]I will have have whats she having...
7]Surely you cant be serious?
I am serious and dont call me shirley!
8]Theyrrre baaack!!!!

Shawshank Redemption:

" Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found."

Such a classic movie

When Harry Met Sally : "You had me at hello"

Anon, its "stupid" not dumb. trust me ive seen the movie a hundred times. but i do agree, that line along with "you got knocked the f*ck out maaaaan"

Anything that comes out of Johhny Drama's mouth in Entourage.

some of my favourites are:

I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.

At the Viking Quest convention, in '99, a guy from Orlando offered me $50 to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvold costume.

If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the a*s for an Oscar.

Do you know how much food is gonna be at this thing? You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before f*#kin a supermodel.

Mean? thats not mean. Mean' is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after ars f*#%ed her

Dorothy et al : "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of oz"

Oh and the first Blade where wesley snipes says:

"some mother f**kers are always trying to ice skate up hill"

Bruce Willis in all Die Hards

"Yippee ki Yay Mother F*cker"

Wayne and Garth to Alice Cooper: "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"
From 16 candles: Geek to Molly Ringwood: "Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?"
Jaws: "We need a bigger boat"
Conspiracy Theory: "A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line" - perfect logic for anyone who is a little paranoid -wait a minute, my ISP is being tapped.....

From FBDO: Ferris: "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second." - just what you want your lawyer to say after he has cleared you from all charges.

My absolute favourite: Final line in Breaker Morant:

"Shoot straight you bastards, don't make a mess of it"
Ideal for when someone is being an ar@#hole are trying to take you down

"I'll be back"

Miracle

Herb Brooks: Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, WE are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players. Every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it.

We were soldiers (Mel Gibson)

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: [Hal Moore speaks to his men before going into battle] Look around you. In the 7th cavalry, we've got a captain from the Ukraine; another from Puerto Rico. We've got Japanese, Chinese, Blacks, Hispanics, Cherokee Indians. Jews and Gentiles. All Americans. Now here in the states, some of you in this unit may have experienced discrimination because of race or creed. But for you and me now, all that is gone. We're moving into the valley of the shadow of death, where you will watch the back of the man next to you, as he will watch yours. And you won't care what color he is, or by what name he calls God. They say we're leaving home. We're going to what home was always supposed to be. Now let us understand the situation. We are going into battle against a tough and determined enemy.
[pauses]
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God.

We are Marshall

Jack Lengyel: For those of you who may not know, this is the final resting place for six members of the 1970 Thundering Herd. The plane crash that took their lives was so severe, so absolute, that their bodies were unable to be identified. So they were buried here. Together. Six players. Six teammates. Six Sons of Marshall. This is our past, gentlemen. This is where we have been. This is how we got here. This is who we are. Today, I want to talk about our opponent this afternoon. They're bigger, faster, stronger, more experienced and on paper, they're just better. And they know it too. But I want to tell you something that they don't know. They don't know your heart. I do. I've seen it. You have shown it to me. You have shown this coaching staff, your teammates. You have shown yourselves just exactly who you are in here.
[Thumps his chest]
Jack Lengyel: When you take that field today, you've got to lay that heart on the line, men. From the souls of your feet, with every ounce of blood you've got in your body, lay it on the line until the final whistle blows. And if you do that, if you do that, we cannot lose. We may be behind on the scoreboard at the end of the game but if you play like that we cannot be defeated. Now we came here today to remember six young men and sixty-nine others who will not be on the field with you today, but they will be watching. You can bet your ass that they'll be gritting their teeth with every snap of that football. You understand me? How you play today, from this moment on is how you will be remembered. This is your opportunity to rise from these ashes and grab glory. We are...
Young Thundering Herd: Marshall!
Jack Lengyel: We are.
Young Thundering Herd: Marshall!
Jack Lengyel: We are!
Young Thundering Herd: Marshall!
Jack Lengyel: The funerals end today!

Could go on forever but they are some of my favorites

Worst quote ever, Martin Lawrence, at the end of Bad Boys, saying "you forgot your boarding pass" when shooting a plane's fuselage.

Umm... what quotes from those movies are you referring to?

There's always the good one from Malrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike back:

"Well, look at these morose motherf*&kers right here. Looks like someone shit in their cereal... BUUUNG!"