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beyondthearc

Years ago

Chuck Norris

the Texas Rangers are changing their name to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' blood type is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris IS Einstein's Infinite field theory.

Warren Buffett calls Chuck Norris for stock tips.

The only thing Chuck Norris has failed at is when he ran the marathon backward to see what coming 2nd was like all he did was watch the losers.

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SRT070

Years ago

Before the bogey man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits

When chuck norris goes in water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd

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AK-47

Years ago

I hate it when people compare God and Chuck Norris! I mean he's good, but he's no Chuck Norris!

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Chuck Norris

Years ago

chuck norris doesent walk he simply stands as the world moves to wher he wants to go

Water can't breath under Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.

It's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's someone who has been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.

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Chuck Norris

Years ago

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

When Chuck Norris walks into a courtroom, the judge stands up and says, "All rise".

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris

Years ago

I was watching the Norwood vs Sturt game on saturday night and noticed that Darren Ng has now gone to the point instead of his usual shooting guard role and that Marcus Ng is nowing playing his role. Not sure whether it was a good idea or not. He really didn't seem to touch the ball after making the first pass of the offence.

I could be wrong but last year it was a weird game if the ball was not in Darren's hands. He did also look like he just might have had a bad night shooting wise and Todd Matthews had a awesome defensive game on him.

Would love to hear other opinions.

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