
Family firm snaps up Violet Crumble from Nestle
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Real possibility of a growth industry there, with banks closing more branches.

Book two weeks leave, get over to Adelaide and I'm sure we can find about ten people to show you around for a day or two.Croweaters are a friendly bunch, many people who visit SA end up staying permanently.
Albeit in plastic barrels.


Google tells me Fruchocs are "chocolate coated apricot balls"
Sounds shit. Doesn't surprise me that South Australians suck balls

Get some woodies lemonade and coopers stout too. For us expats, you can home brew the good stuff, but woodies needs to be smuggled via the Underground Railroad
Cultural tours for the uncultured eastern states emigres meet at the mall’s balls. The tour will not include Elizabeth.
“Cause they don’t have fritz in Sydney”
It’s all about the longitude guys.
Time zones matter.
Violet Crumbles shatter.
Central time rocks.
Central time = fruchocs time.
If
“fruchocs are the chocolate-dipped bollocks of Jesus himself”
What is the shroud of Turin?
Someone here will have a good explanation.

"WTF are fruchocs?" "This strange Adelaide/SA culture continues to intrigue me. Tell me more."
Book two weeks leave, get over to Adelaide and I'm sure we can find about ten people to show you around for a day or two. SA is the only state where Farmer's Union Iced Coffee outsells Coke. The Coke factory is closing down and moving to Queensland to fester the teeth of those banana benders.
We'll take you on Popeye, feed you frog cakes, take you up to the Barossa for some shiraz, take you cockling at Goolwa, give you a pie floater


Menz should stick to fruchocs.
I visit the factory shop when I visit Adelaide to buy my stash. I return home with ultra top level security in place. Locks, motion sensors, infra red shield, kryptonite, guard dogs and a very hungry highly venomous snake that’s not technically legal to possess in this country. Can’t trust those suckers on airport security with fruchocs- they’re too damn good. Upon return, I cash in by selling a small percentage at hugely inflated prices on the booming fruchocs black market of expat crow eaters on the east coast.
Fruchocs: chocolate of the Gods
