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Anonymous
Years ago

Iconic commentary lines

"that's like leaving your wife alone with Brad Pitt" - cam tragardh

Years ago

An old favourite:

“Kukoc for the winnnnn......ITS GOOD!!!!”

Anonymous
Years ago

RIP Stuart Scott
"Cool as the other side of the pillow" "Booyah"

Dick Vitale "Twelve for 23... It doesn't take a genius to see that's under 50 percent.

Anonymous
Years ago

Not really commentary from a game but I'll never forget when Eddie McGuire suggested that Adam Goodes be used to promote King Kong, only days after he was speaking out against a fan who called goodes an ape.

Years ago

Nice! and completely accurate MACDUB.

Who came up with the term Violet Crumbles for the Kings? Commentator or journalist? Anybody remember? Now that's iconic.

Years ago

Perf Werld,

{siren sounds}
{sporting fans of a purely domestic sport in the western seaboard of Australia erupt in celebration}*

Years ago

"Remarkable. No Naitanui, no Gaff, no Sheppard. Concede the first five goals. It's one of the great grand finals and one of the great victories. They've got a brand new stadium, a big one, and they're going to put a big flag up there in a moment because the eagle has landed!"
{siren sounds}
{sporting world erupts in celebration}

Anonymous
Years ago

From cricket: ...and he's hit that TOWARDS THE FENCE!

Years ago

Breen: "Cleveland is a city of champions once again".

My god that is one of the best moments - seeing that 3-1 choke happen and the whole building is in absolute shock and silence; and an emotional Cavs team on the other side.

Those are the types of moments in sports that stay with you forever.

Anonymous
Years ago

"Beals record night was one of the best basketball moments I've seen live, particularly that sequence of back to back 3s. I just love the timing of the commentator saying he'll be jacking up anything inside half court, immediately before Beal steals it back and pulls up for a 3 on the fast break instead of driving to the hoop

"

A great night. There's a good video on YouTube with all his made shots from that game. Adam Papalia was good and should be brought back.

Years ago

Someone tell Heal the word trifecta isn't a basketball term. We know he loves the punt but leave it out of the commentary.

Years ago

“Ask and ye shall receive”

Tragardh.

Just kidding. Everything he says is annoying.

B
Years ago

*just after Beal hits a deep 3*

"Anywhere withinside half court Jermaine Beal is going to be jacking... "

*Beal gets a steal mid sentence*


"...it up, he strips it away. He'll pull up again in transition. JERMAINE BEAL!"

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Beals record night was one of the best basketball moments I've seen live, particularly that sequence of back to back 3s. I just love the timing of the commentator saying he'll be jacking up anything inside half court, immediately before Beal steals it back and pulls up for a 3 on the fast break instead of driving to the hoop

Anonymous
Years ago

OUTSTANDING post Hoot!

Another good one was "CJ...is B L O C K E D by Redhage, ooOHOOHOHOOHOHO!"

“The Perth Wildcats are your 2018 NBL Champions” and "another finals MVP for Bryce Cotton" are also going to be LIT.

Years ago

'User-friendly roll'
'Non-preferred left hand'

Anonymous
Years ago

“Yes” Marv Albert

Years ago

' Call the police.......... they've stolen it .'
Dwayne Russell after Adelaide's biggest come back ever , about 2 years ago ...

Years ago

John Casey drinking game:

https://www.hoops.com.au/forum/10653-the-john-casey-drinking-game/

Years ago

Probably.

How about that Clippers dude "Oh me oh my!"

John Casey ending closing sentences with "here on Fox Sports" back in the day.

Anonymous
Years ago

I'm impressed that he knows all our player nicknames. Or do we ghostwrite his script for him?

Anonymous
Years ago

Ralph Lawler (LA clippers): "the lob... The jam!" to describe alley oops

"Bingo!" When a guy hits a 3.

I think the enjoyment I get is his voice and delivery as much as the actual phrases

Years ago

"he takes the shot from outside the arc.....Oh....it's rimmed out. He's seen a lot of rim action this game and not much to show for it"

Years ago

Mike Breen is the best commentator even. Breen and Mark Jackson together is pure ecstasy.

Hubie Brown is annoying (may be an unpopular opinion)- because he points out obvious stuff and always constantly says "in the painted area".

Iconic for all the wrong reasons is the Sac Kings commentator who always says what I think is the most annoying line so much so that I switch off any highlights with him commentating. He always says: "if you don't like that, then you don't like NBA basketball!".

Austin Carr the Cavs commentator is one of the best as well - his calls on Lebron's plays have been amazing. Doesn't really repeat a line from what I can remember but comes up with so many entertaining calls and the way he calls it.

P.s. if you ever get a moment, think it was Fred McLeod who called it, when Lebron dunked on Nurkic - the call on that is orgasmic - "Lebron turns the corner, INSIIIIIIIIIDE!" .."He made Nurkic a screensaver!".

Anonymous
Years ago

Nowitzki puts it up...... and puts it in!!!!

Years ago

"Bang"
"Blocked by James"
- Mike Breen

Anonymous
Years ago

Hand Down - Man Down
Mamma there goes that Man
3 Ball - Corner Pocket

Mark Jackson

Years ago

*your.

Damn it, too eager to throw shade. Haha

Anonymous
Years ago

I used to like it when Quarters called the gaze to Copeland alley pop.

Also when he said "sensational"

Years ago

“The Perth Wildcats are you 1990 NBL Champions”
“The Perth Wildcats are you 1991 NBL Champions”
“The Perth Wildcats are you 1995 NBL Champions”
“The Perth Wildcats are you 2000 NBL Champions”
“The Perth Wildcats are you 2010 NBL Champions”
“The Perth Wildcats are you 2014 NBL Champions”
“The Perth Wildcats are you 2016 NBL Champions”
“The Perth Wildcats are you 2017 NBL Champions”

All pretty iconic in my book.

Anonymous
Years ago

Anything Dwayne Russell has ever said

Anonymous
Years ago

Needs to undergo surgery early next week. The injury was worse than originally thought.

Penney and Abo out now, hence surely no chance.

I have heard that the TB's might not be going to Venezuela now, as their funding might be cut from SPARC.

Sad news

 

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