
Wildcats travel woes
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"Nobody outside a critical mass of feral bogan cats fans was at all displeased by the fact that the latest iteration of preening overpaid superstars was given a good, hard turning over by someone (anyone) else when they were forced to play at least a few of their games outside the fortress of Fifo dickheads this seasons.
Like flies to a turd, cats fans are drawn week in, week out, to the opportunity to watch as a millionaires' wet dream completes a victory lap of a competition that continues to turn a blind eye to the relentless home cooking that makes a cats home schedule look like a Donna Hay Christmas special.
Western Australia's patron Saint of Crooked Bastards, George Colombaris, commented: "Just like the Perth Wildcats I love getting away with filthy shit, that's why I was planning to invite shaun redhage onto masterchef next season until the whole misunderstanding with the ATO came out. So you'll never have the chance to see me critique Shaun's mystery box challenge and have him fling himself to the floor like he's been hit by a car in response. Thank god he's not commentating anymore though, hey. Can you see my nips though this polo?"
Wildcats coach and professional whinger Trevor Gleeson responded that "it's bloody unfair that we're asked to play outside Perth at all, we're doing this bloody league a favour by hopping onto a plane 14 times a year, frankly if it were up to me we'd just stay at home and play with ourselves rather than bother with this away game bullshit".

Wouldn't have thought they could do it, especially with few minutes from Davidson and Gruber, but the Hawks almost snatched the win on the road, down two starters. Lost 71-72.
Deleon had the highest personal score in the league for the last 234 games.
